Intro.

Ummm. Thats all I have to say about that. Forrest couldn't have put it better. Thats all most people can say when you ask them to describe themselves so thats all you're gonna get from me. For the moment.... The self description will arrive in bits and peices as me and my sister-in-law blog about random happenings in our "so-called" lives. Here's a tidbit from her self description-"Are crazy people really that attracted to me?? What gives??". Anyhoo, we have very goofy moments and this happens to be one of them. Here's the question of the day..... WHY do the only guys that have the guts to ask a girl out have to be over fifty, under 25, psychotic(majorly distorted perceptions of reality being the main psychotic tendency), and impossibly CLINGY???? I mean really. Normal girls want NORMAL guys. Not stupid ones. As you can tell we are more than likely going to use this to vent more than describe our lives but thats ok. Its bound to be interesting at the very least. Ok. sd(self-description) tidbit #1--I like the Foo Fighters. And Paramore. Sd tidbit #2--We AREN'T fat....we are pleasantly fluffy. Unlike some of these "skinny minny" chicks that think blonde hair and big boobs and a nice tush are all you need to get a guy. Thats why we have our own t-shirt slogan... "I eat skinny girls. For breakfast." Sd Tidbit #3--we have both had marital issues. UNDERSTATEMENT! Really. It is an understatement. Been there. Didn't purchase the t-shirt either. Second question of the day.... Why are men wishy washy??? Make up your minds already! Chicks dont like it when you like/love them one minute and the next you want out. Talk about annoying. We know better anyways so just shut up and listen. Sd tidbit #4--She likes coffee. Alot. And cigars. Wine flavored only if you please. Sd tidbit #5--I like those too. Don't worry, I'm not through yet. Aha! I thought of another one about her.... Sd tidbit #6--She likes to read. Yet another understatement. Give her a good book along the lines of "Harry Potter" and she wont put it down till its done. Sd tidbit #7--Im worse. I won't do anything for days until I finish the freaking book. I never skim either. Well sometimes I do but not all the time or it wouldnt take me days to finish. Duh. Wellp, thats all for now. Check back later for more venting/descriptions in tomorrows episode of "The so-called life of a normal person...."