Another Day.

Well, I guess this time I will actually tell about the last two days of my "So-Called" life. I am actually very pleased with my life at this point. Of my husband I will say this--He is a good man. He has made is mistakes but hey everybody does. Even me. Ha! Understatement! I usually end up saying the wrong thing or not sticking to what I say...... Well we can't all be perfect! At least I keep groceries in the fridge and the house clean.... and we have clean clothes...most of the time. Haha! Kidding. Laundry is on the mind today. I just finished folding a TON of clothes i have recently aquired and was thinking(as I was pulling them out of the dryer)"there can't be that many more in there.. I dont really have THIS much clothing...Do I?? Where did all these come from?!?!?!" I was thinking that because the dryer usually eats my clothes.... so therefore I have to buy more.... It really throws me for a loop when all of them decide to show up at once in one load that I had to decide to fold right before having to go somewhere. Folding clothes takes a long time when you have more than you realize you had. Anyhoo, We are apparently the proud owners of a new boat. I say new. Its new to us really.. And we are more like part owners. Our neighbors are co-owners with us. And I say new, since its new to us but the boat needs a LOT of work. new seats. new paint. new stickers. I dont really know what it needs. I just know its currently a boat hull with a motor. A very loud motor at that. Trust me its loud. I was unfortunately standing closer to the back(by the motor) rather than the front when they cranked it up to demonstrate its apparently appealing(to males) LOUD noise. I mean its just noise to me but to the guys its like a kitten purring... HA! More like an oversize tiger roaring because you took away its chew toy. Other than that my life is just normal. I hang out with Ms. Jeanie, I cook dinner for my husband, I clean, I wash, I clean, I fold, I clean, and I pretty much take care of the house. Just the inside though. The outside is David's responsibility haha. I hate bugs so I would just spend the time outside swinging away at some invisible to other people bug that just wont leave me alone. Like I said. I HATE bugs. Even butterflies. Although I dont generally swing at them, I just dont let them land on me. They look better on flowers. Now when it comes to new electronic gidgets and gadgets I am totally cool. No swinging or swatting haha. My favorite electronic gadget that I have recently acquired has to by my iPod touch...... I LOVE THAT THING!!! It gets on the internet, has cool games, and keeps track of anything I could think of that I would want it to keep track of. The only things I like better than electronics are books. Give me a room full of books and you probably won't see me for a couple of weeks. Seriously. I would eat sleep and live books if I could. Its not just that reading is "an escape from reality" but that its FUN! Reading really is fun! Some people don't agree but I would MUCH rather read a book than go out and see a movie and eat dinner. Crazy but thats just me! Well, the dryer full of towels is bellowing so More Later. :) Happy weekend and safe fourth of july!

Intro.

Ummm. Thats all I have to say about that. Forrest couldn't have put it better. Thats all most people can say when you ask them to describe themselves so thats all you're gonna get from me. For the moment.... The self description will arrive in bits and peices as me and my sister-in-law blog about random happenings in our "so-called" lives. Here's a tidbit from her self description-"Are crazy people really that attracted to me?? What gives??". Anyhoo, we have very goofy moments and this happens to be one of them. Here's the question of the day..... WHY do the only guys that have the guts to ask a girl out have to be over fifty, under 25, psychotic(majorly distorted perceptions of reality being the main psychotic tendency), and impossibly CLINGY???? I mean really. Normal girls want NORMAL guys. Not stupid ones. As you can tell we are more than likely going to use this to vent more than describe our lives but thats ok. Its bound to be interesting at the very least. Ok. sd(self-description) tidbit #1--I like the Foo Fighters. And Paramore. Sd tidbit #2--We AREN'T fat....we are pleasantly fluffy. Unlike some of these "skinny minny" chicks that think blonde hair and big boobs and a nice tush are all you need to get a guy. Thats why we have our own t-shirt slogan... "I eat skinny girls. For breakfast." Sd Tidbit #3--we have both had marital issues. UNDERSTATEMENT! Really. It is an understatement. Been there. Didn't purchase the t-shirt either. Second question of the day.... Why are men wishy washy??? Make up your minds already! Chicks dont like it when you like/love them one minute and the next you want out. Talk about annoying. We know better anyways so just shut up and listen. Sd tidbit #4--She likes coffee. Alot. And cigars. Wine flavored only if you please. Sd tidbit #5--I like those too. Don't worry, I'm not through yet. Aha! I thought of another one about her.... Sd tidbit #6--She likes to read. Yet another understatement. Give her a good book along the lines of "Harry Potter" and she wont put it down till its done. Sd tidbit #7--Im worse. I won't do anything for days until I finish the freaking book. I never skim either. Well sometimes I do but not all the time or it wouldnt take me days to finish. Duh. Wellp, thats all for now. Check back later for more venting/descriptions in tomorrows episode of "The so-called life of a normal person...."